On-chain trolling protocol · Solana
It's not the market.It's the seum.
Paste a friend's address. SeumSender digs through their history, finds their worst trade and mints it forever as an NFT certificate, sent straight to their wallet.
1%
of the loss, the tax
0.01 SOL
minimum per troll
cNFT
etched on Solana
Real example · −182 SOL
3 steps.
Zero mercy.
No blurry Telegram screenshots. The proof is on-chain: signed, dated, forever.
01
Pick a wallet
Paste the victim's Solana address. We go back up to 500 transactions to find every buy and every sell, in SOL or USDC.
02
Choose their worst loss
Top 3 worst trades, recent losses, or search by token. Add your punchline, your nickname and a background that hurts.
03
Send the seum
You pay the Victim Tax via Phantom. The certificate is minted and sent straight to their wallet. Forever.
The Victim Tax
The more they lost,
The more they lost,
the more it costs.
The price of a troll scales with the pain. A small seum costs the minimum, a legendary rekt pays full price. That's the law.
tax = max(0.01, |loss| × 1%)
| Victim's loss | You pay |
|---|---|
| −0.36 SOL | 0.0100 SOL |
| −17.26 SOL | 0.1726 SOL |
| −182.15 SOL | 1.8215 SOL |