$SEUM
Every troll you send is on the record. We'd like to reward the most toxic trolls and early holders someday, but nothing is set yet.
No date, no amount, no guarantee. Official news only comes from @SeumSender.
Start trolling ▼Every troll counts
Every certificate you send pushes you up the leaderboard. The bigger the victim's loss, the more the troll counts.
Rewards: not yet
An airdrop for active trolls and $SEUM holders is an idea, not a promise. If it ever happens, the rules will be announced first.
Everything is verifiable
Losses computed from Solana history, payments verified on-chain, certificates as Compressed NFTs.
How
it works
From address to certificate in the victim's wallet, in under a minute.
Wallet scan
We replay their last 500 transactions: buys and sells in SOL or USDC, Pump.fun, Raydium, Jupiter trades… Spam and airdrops are ignored.
Realized PnL
For each token: what they got back minus what the sold portion cost them. Only real, realized losses count.
Tax & certificate
You pay 1% of their loss (0.01 SOL minimum). The payment is verified on-chain, then the certificate is hosted on IPFS and minted.
Salty questions
Why does the scan find no loss?
Either your target is profitable (sad), or they haven't sold their bags yet, or their trades are older than their last 500 transactions. Very active bots are often in that case.
How is the tax calculated?
1% of the realized loss on the chosen trade, with a 0.01 SOL minimum. The amount is recalculated by the server: you can't pay less.
Can the victim delete the certificate?
They can hide it in their wallet, but they can't erase what's etched on the blockchain. That's the whole point.
Is this investment advice?
Absolutely not. It's seum.